Sunday, June 29, 2008

The French

Oh.

There was this other 'incident' aboard the train. It happened while my friend and I were on our way home.

As we stepped inside, there were three Caucasians, two birds and a bloke standing around the grab bars in the middle of the train. The train was packed like canned-sardines as it was peak hour. I stood opposite them while my friend stood next to me. We chatted like always and the three Caucasians chatted in English between them too.

One of the bird was quite close to me. And out of the blue, suddenly, I heard she mumbles "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir" a few times, while looking at me. I heard of this phrase before but I have no idea what it meant. I HATE the song actually. I ignored her and thinking about getting home as soon as possible, as I was so tired.

Back at home, I suddenly remembered the event and my curiosity conjured me to google the phrase and tadaaaa...

"Do you want to sleep with me tonight?"

Yes. That's what it means and I didn't know it!

Goodness.Gracious.Me.

I wish it was the bloke who said that to me! He's bloody hot! Well, even if he said that to me, I'd have ignored him like I did to one of his girlfriends. Because me no speak French!

Now I remember, no wonder the other bird gave a subtle smile when her friend mumbles this to me!

I was harassed by a bird again!

Why is it always birds? I'm cursed eh? :(

P/S: Anyone willing to teach me French? :)

Monday, June 09, 2008

The Changes

Much has been said about the recent fuel prices hike. I don't have to aggravate. But what tickles my bones is when the government calls the people to change their lifestyles. It seems like The Circus is in town again and The Jester is getting funnier!

And they have the guts to say that the Consumer Price Index (CPI) won't be affected by this latest development. Who are you kidding mates?

Apa lu cakap ni celaka? Domino effect memang inevitable la buffalo. Lu jangan sampai gua cakap bahasa. Gua beli fresh milk itu hari, on the first day of the price hike itself dah naik 70 cents and became RM4.59 a carton! Apehal? And that's the cheapest fresh milk. Habis kalu lepas ni gua kena la cari susu cap gantong dow. Kate ubah lifetstyle. Lanciao!