The Perverts

As far as I can remember, I've been harassed thrice. Apparently, they have the same modus operandi: tilting their chests either against my scapula or elbow. They probably came from the same club, Bosoms For Boys(BOOBS).

These series of unfortunate events happened on my LRT rides. I bet a straight guy given my position would have savour the moment and end up getting laid each time. But for me, the feeling of having a tender, milk-secreting organ of female mammals against my shoulder blade is atrocious, a deliberate annoyance, downright infuriating.

Maybe some of you might say, "Oh, it's crowded in there, that's why. It's unintended". Alright. Bless you. But when you make a move to distant yourself and your humble effort seems more inviting, I rest my case.

Ladies, when you try to release, to get laid, to express yourself or whatever your mom call it, make sure you get the RIGHT person!

I'm LEFTIST!