The Customer

I received a call from this ludicrous customer who asked me about something that my 12-year old sister can think of: Customer: Hi, I don't have the hole to put my phone socket. (What he meant is the port behind his CPU) Me: The hole to put your phone socket? Customer: Yes, the hole behind the CPU. What do you think I should do? Me: I'm sorry sir, I can't do much about it. You have to refer your pc vendor. (What I meant is "Do you think I was paid to answer your silly question? Do you want me to poke the hole from here?" ) Customer: OK, alright. I really need a break.